“Monsters” [00:30]# A series of still showing famous movie monsters beginning with Max Schreck´s Nosferatu. On the soundtrack we haer terrifeid gasps. For hemorrhoid sufferers, however, we learn there are more terrifiyng sight: we see a picture of a hard stool or even a bicycle seat, at which point the mutterings on the soundtrack turn into shrill screams of terror. Teh remedy the spot plugs is Preparation H hemhorrhoid ointment.