Shorney’s Optical “Ears” + “Noses” [00:30]# An unusual campaign for a firm of opticians. All we see in these two spots are ears and noses. The VO wonders whether we find it strange that a firm of opticians looks at these parts of the face instead of the eyes? The answer is, of course, that it’s on your ears and your nose that you really find out whether your glasses fit or not. Clam: Shorney’s. For a better view of the world.