“Regen” + “Kühe” [00:15]# A dreary image of rain pouring down on a typical Northern German farmhouse. A farmer peeps outside, then quickly slams the door shut again. VO:, “There are days in Oldeslo where you can hardly step outside. So you drink indoors. “Cut to a bottle of Oldesloer Korn, a brand of schnaps. The second spot in this series shows a row of cows looking stupidly into the cameras. “No one speaks about the milk that comes rom Oldesloer, “the VO comments,” sorry, girls.”