Ad-Council-Safety Belts “Celebrity Roast” [01:00]# A dinner in honour of two dummies, Vince and Larry, the type that are used in crash tests for cars. The guests/speakers are a bunch of American comedians including the irrepressible Phyllis Diller. The jokes come slick and fast. “How do you like your coffee, regular or decapitated?” or “On the job, what’s the first thing that goes through their heads?.A steering wheel” The M.C. invites the audience to give out two heroes a hand. Hands shower down on the stage. Pay Off: “You can learn a lot from a dummy. Buckle your seatbelts.”