Batchelors “Ode to a pea” [00:30]# The commercial opens with a dingle pea on a white plate. Violins swell up as an emotional voice recites: “Oh, pea. O perfect viridian orb. Why dost thou taunt me with thy beauty?” Camera very slowly moves in closer on the pea. The poet continues to elaborate on its virtues, finally musing, “How couldst one improve on one as perfect as thee?” A for appears and squashes pea. Rude SFX. Cut to pack shot – a can of Batchelors Mushy Peas.