“The Date” [00:30]# At a table in a trendy restaurant a raven-haired beauty and her date. The VO reports that the man of her affection is bright, thoughtful, has eyes that light up, and looks hot in jeans. If only her answering machine hadn’t chewed up this dream guy’s message she wouldn’t be having dinner with the schmuck who’s sitting in front of her. The camera reveals her date is a man who thinks he’s so cool. Pay-off: “Get Bell Call Answer Service.”