Swiss Health Department: “Bus” [00:05]# Complete strangers, happening to bump into one another, engage in a quickie. The quickie is, in fact, so quick that they do not even have the time to slip on a condom for protection. This is the reasoning behind the website www.check-your-lovelife.ch, where people can check to see how much risk there is of their having contracted Aids. Super: “Was your quickie so quick there was no time to think of a frenchie?”