Burger King “Tiny Hands” (00:30) #
Two friends meet after working out, with
one proposing they stop by the Burger
King around the corner for a Double
Cheeseburger. The other prefers McDonald’s, pulling his grotesquely tiny hands
out of his pockets in the process. No way,
he says, could such little mitts even begin
to grasp a Burger King Double Cheeseburger. That would make his stumps appear even tinier than they are to begin
with.