Cadbury: “Chocolatometer–The Check” [00:40]# Cadbury has come up with a new benchmark for men – the chocolatometer. It measures how appealing people are in the form of pieces of chocolate. Yet what man is capable of replacing an entire bar of Cadbury’s? None of them, it would appear – at least in these spots. An initially heartwarming apology is followed by a lousy gift designed to make up for past wrongs. Similarly, a woman out on a romantic date is asked to go halves on the restaurant bill. Super: “A man will never be as good as a whole Cadbury.“