A football match like any other, except that everything is happening at a snail’s pace. The players move down the field like sleepwalkers, gingerly directing the ball in the direction of the goal. The commentator on the soundtrack talks just as slowly as the proceedings on the field, and does little to add any excitement. Title and FVO: “Do you miss speed?” This advert is for an ADSL connection by French telecommunications provider Cegetel, and the final frame provides details of the monthly rate. Tagline: “Think about it and Cegetel will be your choice.”