Cleo “Stiff Cheddar” [00:30]# Camera pans down the silhouette of a man lying on his back. The sheet covering the lower part of his body seems to be hiding a magnificent erection, while a FVO bemoans the fact that it is so hard to find a good, unmarried man these days. When the sheet is drawn away we find that it was just one of his fingers that caused the promising sight. We are then informed that, in the next issue of Cleo magazine, there is going to be a report on Australia’s 50 most eligible bachelors.