“Maman” [00:30]# Time after time, a portly bachelor who’s no longer a spring chicken returns home from work to find his faithful mother baking various delicacies for him. Until one day there is just a letter in which she tells her son that she’s found the man of her dreams. To sugarcoat the bitter pill, however, she’s left him Corona pastries which it is claimed, are “as if made by Maman.”