Delta Lloyd “Figureskater” [00:55]# To Shirley Bassey’s belting of “This is My Life,” we see a figure skater in a purple skating outfit getting ready for his big performance. Which – it turns out takes place in a skating rink occupied by hockey players in the middle of a game. He wrests a stick off one of the players – subsequently wreaks havoc on proceedings – even managing to score a goal. While the figure skater graciously accepts the crowd’s cheers, the outraged hockey players, sticks raised, get ready to pounce on him. “Insured with Delta Lloyd no doubt” is the laconic claim of the pay-off.