Irn Bru: “If” [01:00]# Why is it that Irn Bru is the perfect drink for Scots? Well, because they are, for example, able to dance the night away in high heels, or because they are not mortified by their pale skin when frolicking on a foreign beach somewhere. And because, even in a kilt, they are the better men – guys tough enough to jump into freezing cold water on New Year’s Day. This spot is for all Scots and for all lovers of this caffeinted Scottish beverage.