livedoor “Mail” (00:30) Before he departs for a better world, this old man would obviously like to see his life’s work preserved – and to this end gathers all his relatives around his sickbed. The show is about to begin and there’s plenty of room on 1 GB of virtual memory for masses of shocking evidence documenting his very active love life. Even Don Juan’s story would be more than a legend in the age of email. But what will the family think?