Missouri Auction School “Classroom” + “Progressive” [00:30]# Two amusing spots advertising the Missouri Auction school, where, among other things, the inimitable method of fast talking is taught. In the first spot, the teacher lectures his eager note taking class in just this way of spitting out words in a certain sing son, when one students ask him if he could repeat that. The second spot shows the progress of a young student who, after several days at the school, masters this strange kind of talk very well indeed.