Well, how would you feel facing Alan Smith?
Probably as sick as the proverbial. Why? Because this season Smithy will once again be sticking the ball in the back of the net in his Nikes. All credit to the boots, Brian, they done brilliant, they´re over the moon, it´s funny old game, the ref´s decision is final, they think it´s all over, it is now, blah, blah, blah.