Gainomax: “Scary Monkey” [00:30]# The crackling of a TV screen, a white room in which a figure with long dark hair in a white dress is floating around. All very reminiscent of the 1998 Japanese horror movie “Ringu.” Under the hair is, however, not a girl but a monkey threatening to do unspeakable things to us if we go on eating bananas. Viewers are urged to switch to energy drink Gainomax, which contains no less than 20 times more protein.