Nuts “Le Ventriloque” [00:30]# An empty stage: A ventriloquist opens a Nuts bar and his puppet, a squirrel, immediately comes to life. “What are you eating?” it demands. The ventriloquist lets it have a bite, but eh squirrels infuriated: “there are not nuts in there, these are almonds!” “Yes”, the ventriloquist answers, trying to soothe the puppet, “this is new form Nuts and it tastes amusingly good.” “this is neither amusing nor good”, bristles the squirrel, “I’m going to find myself some real nuts.” And off it goes, slamming the stage door. VO: “The Nuts bar with almonds. Don’t listen to your squirrel. It’s really good.”