Scott: “Geez Louise” [00:30]# A man is standing in his bathroom, admiring the softness of the toilet tissue. “Geez Louise!” he says, and right away a waitress by the name of Louise appears before him. Upon touching the tissue, she exclaims “Holy mackerel!” – whereupon the mackerel comes floating along on a cloud. VO: “Scott Extra Soft Tissue. Surprisingly Soft.”