Teen Magazine [00:30]# A most peculiar type of machine churning out a series of men, all of them rather off-putting, with a girl’s voice on the soundtrack whining, “I don’t like him. I don’t like him. I don’t like him,” until finally some dreamboat appears and she quickly changes her litany of dissent. Apparently, “Teen Magazine” features only articles and news that are of great interest to girls, a fact stressed by the copy of the magazine we see at the end of this spot and cover of which bears Tom Cruise’s face.