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‘Wherever we go, together Is For Christmas’: Telstra’s Christmas 2024 ad. A donkey eats her owner’s phone because she is sick to the back teeth of him playing the song ‘Have a Jolly Holly Christmas’ on it on repeat, and then leaves him. However, this doesn’t solve things, as the phone just keeps on playing, making her seem like an amazing singing donkey. A whirlwind international showbiz career ensues, but she remembers her owner just in time for Christmas, and is reunited with him and all the other farmyard animals that inexplicably live in his house.