Finding good staff – especially when the people in question are a bunch of volunteers – is no longer that easy these days. Quite obviously, the team of helpers from Washington Lottery, who are busy building a school, are completely clueless. The problems begin when it emerges they cannot even tell a nail from a screw. And an attempt to fix a wooden scaffolding with a welding torch can be bettered only by the driver of the cement mixer, who spreads the cement across every single car in the parking lot. Thank God, therefore, that the support you give – by buying a lottery ticket – is of a solely financial nature.