Timberland: “Friend” [01:00]# Two men are hiking through the wilderness when a sudden gust of wind sweeps one of them over a precipice, causing him to crash down onto a rock below. Shortly after, he is attacked by a swarm of bees, and when he runs to the river, he is rammed into the cold water by a tree. Barely has he crawled back to the riverbank when two hawks come swooping down on him. This, cautions the spot, is what happens when one wears the wrong shoes. Signoff: “Wear new Earthkeepers made with recycled materials or nature might get you back.”