Verizon Wireless “Ferret” (00:30)# Boredom frequently leads to ex- ceedingly strange pastimes indeed. The young man featured in this commercial seems to be unable to think of anything better to do than cheekily stick his tongue out at the ferret sitting on his coffee table. Teasing rodents may be ill-advised, though! Luckily, the Verizon Wireless is also suitable for text messages – just in case one is unable to speak.